I wrote something for my friend lauren.
okay imagine a banjo playing..
OOHHH lauren,
looks like a man,
she probably lives in
the same dumpy places she shits in
oh lauren,
could use a tan,
Shes about as white as bird poop
and smells worse than piss soup
oh lauren’s,
got a short attention span,
she might not be a virgin
shes got those penis’ a splurgin
oh lauren,
might have been upset since i began,
but you have to know i love you
and you gotta know that its true
OOOOOHHHHHHH LLAAAUUURRREEENNNNNNNN